Here are what we consider the worst 5 offenders of pickup lines. It is in your very best interest to Never, Never use these.

5. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night…

4. Did it hurt? You know, when you fell out of heaven?

3. I lost my number…can I have yours?

2. I thought I was gay…then I met you!

Tie – 1. Do you come here often? or

1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

These five will get you…nowhere, absolutely nowhere!

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Some funny yet still so-not-working pick up lines…

1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.

2. Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.

3. I just moved you to the top of my “To Do List.”

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

5. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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