I have had a few questions hit my email box lately that had to do with pleasing women in bed.
At first glance I always thought that these were “attempts” of some of my readers to try and get a sexual hook up with me. Turns out they were all similar situations where they did hook up with women and even had sex! So, my ego was bruised (not really) to find out that these were legitimate questions.
The (men in question) sexual “performance” was being rated. And it was less than stellar…in fact it lead to not getting a second hook up with women. Yes, it is true, unlike men, who will try hittin’ her again because she is freakin’ hot, women will walk away regardless if he looks like a model, if they aren’t gettin’ pleased!
Okay, it happens. Unfortunately it is true you are not going to get a second chance to redeem yourself. We are just that way. But there is some good news.
When the girls get together and have conversations about sex (yes, we talk about it too), there seems to be 3 positions that are agreed as the best positions for women to be pleased with.
Why would I let you in to the secret? For one, I want to share with you the positions that you can do next time to at least help your case for a future meeting. But also, I know these positions please women, okay, yes from experience too, but that is not my point here…focus!
I am going to spill them to you right now. I really do not know the technical names for these positions, so just work with me…
“The Mechanical Bull”
Okay, you lay on your back, have your partner straddle you on top, but have her face your feet. Let her start the rhythm and stroke. She probably will start slow and use long strokes to work herself up into a frenzy. For now you just kick back and enjoy the view.
You will know when she has worked herself up. It will either be fast and shallow, or slow and deep. Either way grab her by her upper legs/hips and help her as well as start pumping (matching the speed) against her rhythm penetrating her deeper.
Ride ‘em cowgirl! If you are real good, she will literally “fall off” the bull and just lay there.
“Get A Leg Up” or even two!
This is a twist on the typical man on top missionary position. The thing is to raise her legs up into the air and go deep. I will warn you though, not every woman is a freakin’ gymnast so don’t try to make her feet touch her ears!
Just before the grand finally, bend her legs at the knees and use them as support to drive your point home…so to speak.
And Finally, “Bend Her Over, Rover!”
Ah, the beauty of doggie style. So many things can be done from this starting position. But the ultimate for her is to “bite a pillow”. I mean, head low, butt high. Not the hands and knees position.
Now here is the secret to orgasmic mind-blowing doggie style. Every man seems to have a tendency to want to “jack hammer” straight on through the night. I am here to tell you that is not it. Long, slower, and deep penetration is the key. But not straight forward. Actually, it is down. Point yourself as down towards the ground as you can.
You might even have to position yourself a little above the situation and even though the natural feel is to go horizontal, vertical is the secret to make us all scream. Let’s just say it itches an area rarely scratched and finishes each stroke up with a “that’s the G-spot baby” ending.
I mean how long can any woman last with that repeated knocking on her back door? Eventually, we all answer the “door”.
So there they are. The three most talked about sexual positions I have ever heard when we girls discuss sex and positions. You are now armed with a weapon few know. Use it wisely. To be sure you will get better and better with more practice.
So now go on and hook up with women and test my positions out!
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